Snake in My Boot
The one Toy Story fans spot first.
$34.99
Subtle park shirts
Subtle vintage graphics only fellow fans will catch. Made for anyone who rolls their eyes at loud park shirts, and the person shopping for them. Printed by our family in Arizona.
Choose a fit, color and size right here.
Any 3 adult shirts ship free. Free US shipping on orders of $75 or more.
The one Toy Story fans spot first.
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Piston Cup fans will know.
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For the rebel in your crew.
$34.99
A mountain goat with attitude.
$34.99
A galaxy far away, kept subtle.
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A quote every fan knows.
$34.99
Coffee, the pirate way.
$34.99
Hitchhiking ghosts, no costume needed.
$34.99
Quiet shirt. Loud birds.
$34.99
Dead men tell no tales. Your shirt can.
$33.99
Red, white and a little bit of magic.
$34.99
Photos sent in by the people wearing them.

“Absolutely loved the shirt! Got the 100% cotton in a XL, it fit great and was comfortable.”
Craig P.Verified buyer · Hudson's Garage
“My son, and everyone else LOVED this tee! The color is perfect and we cannot wait to add to his collection!”
Peter S.Verified buyer · A Pirates Coffee Life
“Fits great, looks great, the wife is even happy. I love the fabric, not too thick, not too thin.”
Benjamin E.Verified buyer · Dead Men Tell No Tales
“Comfy material, good quality and great fit!”
Amber M.Verified buyer · Hudson's Garage
“I'm a bit thick in the middle so I chose the 100% cotton. It fits nicely.”
Patrick M.Verified buyer · A Pirates Coffee Life
“Nice quality! New favorite shirt!”
Julie P.Verified buyer · Hudson's Garage
“He wears these shirts everywhere. Park day or no park day.”Pamela O., verified buyer
“This is the 3rd shirt I've bought for my husband. The quality, material, and overall style is so loved.”
Most park shirts are made for kids. Giant characters, loud colors, logos everywhere. So a lot of us end up in a plain tee we'd wear anywhere.
There's a better middle. A clean, vintage-style graphic you'd wear to dinner or to the hardware store, with a nod only fellow fans will catch.
Eleven favorites below, each one subtle enough for everyday life.
Classic, Lightweight or Long Body for adults. Kids sizes too.
Our family prints each order in Arizona. Production takes 3 to 5 business days.
Not every body fits the same tee. Pick what works for you.

Wrong size? Size exchanges within 21 days.
We're a dad, a mom and two sisters in Arizona. We design every shirt, and we print and ship every order ourselves, so someone real writes back when you email us.
Only to people who know. The graphics are vintage-style nods, not characters or logos, so it works at dinner, at work, or at the park.
Size exchanges within 21 days. Email us and we'll sort it out. Return shipping is paid by the customer.
Every shirt is printed to order in Arizona. Production takes 3 to 5 business days, then it ships. Orders of $75 or more ship free in the US.
Classic is relaxed and our most popular. Lightweight is softer with a slimmer drape. Long Body adds 3 to 4 inches of length. Each design page has a full size chart.
Yes. Many designs come in toddler and youth sizes, so you can match on Main Street.
Pick a design, choose your size, and we'll take it from there.
Pick your shirt